When you start to hate the sound of laughter.

theyouthfultycoon:

survivialswag:

Don’t tell me what to like.

Sure. -rolls his eyes and nudges him back-

I’m jus’ sayin’.

-smirks and sits down-

Okay you guys got me for a while.

theyouthfultycoon:

survivialswag:

Woah- Okay okay fuck. Haha.

I’ll sit down over here.

-nudges him-

But it doesn’t mean I’ve gotta LIKE IT.

-nudges him back-

You better learn to like it. Or else! -snickers-

Don’t tell me what to like.

theyouthfultycoon:

survivialswag:

Well shit…

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I guess I did promise you assholes a jam, huh? Okay… you’ve got it.

Yeah?

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Okay. Good. You’ve also gotta sit over here too, though.

-tugs him over-

Woah- Okay okay fuck. Haha.

I’ll sit down over here.

-nudges him-

But it doesn’t mean I’ve gotta LIKE IT.

theyouthfultycoon:

survivialswag:

Missing out on what?

On—well, you said you’d jam with me and Rocky. Actually—

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—you promised.

Well shit…

I guess I did promise you assholes a jam, huh? Okay… you’ve got it.

theyouthfultycoon:

survivialswag:

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Is it really that big of a fucking deal? I’m here, aren’t I?

I’m glad. -laughs lightly- But…you’re kinda by yourself over here. Don’t you wanna be closer to your friends?

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Spend time with the group? You’re missing out.

Missing out on what?

theyouthfultycoon:

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Hey—uh—why are you all the way over here?

Is it really that big of a fucking deal? I’m here, aren’t I?

Everyone else is enjoying themselves. Why can't you?
Anonymous

I SANG A FUCKING SONG WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

ask-the-72-survivor:

The ol’ Swag magic…

-sits for a moment  then looks straight at him-

Swag. Thanks for everything. I’d probably still be in a rut or dead in a ditch if it weren’t for you. Don’t worry yourself too much over getting to Larue. 

-gets to feet and dusts off.-

We’ll all just do the best we can do. 

I’m gonna get you there. I promised. But yeah …. thanks too.

-looks away then back to the fire-

ask-the-72-survivor:

survivialswag:

I was gonna ask just that. I’m not exactly…

-laughs-

The best with words or negotiating or…planning or… well… any of this shit I’ve been doing lately.

You can do the talking and I can show off my hot bod.

Mm, brains and brawn—the crux of any successful adventure.

-smiles and nudges him with elbow-

Don’t forget to flex. We’ll woo ‘em no problem.

Don’t need to flex, old man. It just comes naturally.

HOw much blood do you think youve lost since the beginning of all this
Anonymous

Gallons of the stuff.