This world is after me, after you~

theodore-g-wiggins:

*holsters his gun in his pants pocket*

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That’s what you get. I hope you learned a lesson.

LEARNED THAT I’M STILL THE BEST WATER GUN FIGHTER OUT THERE!

-SQUIRTS HIM-

theodore-g-wiggins:

survivialswag:

theodore-g-wiggins:

I can shoot faster than you, if that’s what you mean!

*points his water gun at him*

-GLARES AGGRESSIVELY WHILE POINTING WATER GUN-

O^O

*AIMS WATER GUN AT HIS HEAD*

DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE. I’M THIRTEEN.

Your thir-

-laughs and shakes head-

Ahem I mean….Oh god my weakness!

-throws hands up in surrender-

How’d you know that teenagers scare the living shit out of me?

Who would want to work on an RV when they could play with water guns? What the fuck people, use your common sense.
Anonymous

Yeah I’ll get back to the RV when I feel like it.

theodore-g-wiggins:

survivialswag:

theodore-g-wiggins:

*takes it, grunting and sitting up*

Tch! I can’t trust you. But I’ll still beat you.

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-lets go of his hand and points water gun at him-

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You think you can beat me?

I can shoot faster than you, if that’s what you mean!

*points his water gun at him*

-GLARES AGGRESSIVELY WHILE POINTING WATER GUN-

theodore-g-wiggins:

survivialswag:

And one handsome motherfucker too.

-offers him a hand-

Round two? No cheating this time. Promise.

*takes it, grunting and sitting up*

Tch! I can’t trust you. But I’ll still beat you.

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-lets go of his hand and points water gun at him-

You think you can beat me?

shouldnt you be working on the rv?
Anonymous

Shouldn’t you be working on your butt?

theodore-g-wiggins:

survivialswag:

theodore-g-wiggins:

*opens one eye, keeping a fake pained expression*

Y…you’re horrible……………..

I’ll get….I’ll get my….re…veng…e………………

*pretends to die*

-puts a hand over his heart and closes eyes dramatically-

Ah, Ted. He went out in the best way possible. Dirty, wet, and writhing on the floor.

*opens an eye*

…and brave.

And one handsome motherfucker too.

-offers him a hand-

Round two? No cheating this time. Promise.

theodore-g-wiggins:

*opens one eye, keeping a fake pained expression*

Y…you’re horrible……………..

I’ll get….I’ll get my….re…veng…e………………

*pretends to die*

-puts a hand over his heart and closes eyes dramatically-

Ah, Ted. He went out in the best way possible. Dirty, wet, and writhing on the floor.

theodore-g-wiggins:

survivialswag:

-SQUIRTS HIM AS SOON AS HE PEEKS OUT-

HAHAHAHHAA

*recoils back and falls backwards*

Uggh—Nooo! BETRAYAL—!

*lies motionless on the ground face-up*

-walks over and gently kicks his motionless body-

You’re worse than my old factory employees. They sucked at watergun fights too.

-laughs-

But that didn’t stop me.

theodore-g-wiggins:

survivialswag:

theodore-g-wiggins:

ACK—!

*runs behind the RV*

Stop that! I’m getting wet! And you’re cheating!

-runs after him-

Okay OKAY! You get one free shot.

-holds up hands in surrender mode-

*peers over the hood of the RV*

No way! I’m not a bad guy like you! I fight for good. >:(

-SQUIRTS HIM AS SOON AS HE PEEKS OUT-

HAHAHAHHAA